Buggy

Cycling is a glorious sport. You go fast. You see new places. You are the master of your destiny.

You are also a big object hurdling through space, being bombarded with anything else that is occupying that space. Like bugs for instance. It's a simple formula really...

(Bugs + sweat) x miles per hour = HOT MESS

If you need that shot in a bit more detail...yes Virginia, those are bugs. The kids were completely grossed out.

Also, in other news Ironman race officials are looking at alternative places to hold the swim. Read more here.